In anticipation of the legalization of same-sex marriage being promoted by the Governor, his administration has already begun the process of bringing public education resources up-to-date.
The early reading books will be produced to reflect 432 lifestyle variants.

In anticipation of the legalization of same-sex marriage being promoted by the Governor, his administration has already begun the process of bringing public education resources up-to-date.

Department of Education curriculum specialist, Carolyn Fuji-Matsuda, displayed a series of new “Dick & Jane” reading primers for the media today.

“What was difficult to achieve was incorporating all the possible new “equality” options available to modern progressive families,” said Ms. Fuji-Masuda. “We started with a simple male gay couple variant, but soon realized that we had to have a lesbian couple, a gay and lesbian couple with minority racial partners, and then every possible variant of lesbian, gay, racial minority and physical disability.”

The mathematical possibilities are staggering and all are “civil rights” according to the governor.  The early reading books had to be made in a total of 432 variations, and children, beginning in kindergarten will be required to read all of them equally.

“It is about fairness,” said Fuji-Matsuda.

According to the D.O.E., Governor Abercrombie’s “equality” initiative will promote a broader understanding and acceptance of the variations of human interaction and sexuality.  On the downside, because of the shear volume of alternate lifestyles that must be presented, high school graduates will still be reading at the second grade level.

 

 

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  1. Technically it's parody, however, the thesis that the Abercrombie administration is more concerned with convoluted social engineering than actual education may prove to be an unfortunate fact.

  2. An unfortunate fact that the overwhelming majority of Hawaii was duped into voting for. I voted for Aiona.

  3. B.E.D. – It's not "pedophilia" anymore, it's "questioning youth." As in LGBTQ. Want gay counselors helping your kid work through his teenage angst?

  4. The Futrue is adavancing in our schools. Counselors will suggets trying Homosexual behavior as a remedy for depression.

    Just you wait and see, there is nothing the progressives will not destroy with perversity. And since it happens slowly and incrmentally, the public at large do not heed warnings.

  5. Here they go again. Our elected officials who were born in traditional families need to learn from what has happened in Massachusetts and Canada. The battles in court will persist and one group of citizens rights will out balance the other. PUT THIS BACK ON THE BALLOT AND LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE.

  6. All of you choose to live on the most remote archipelago on the entire planet. Who gives a fuck what you think?

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