”Hawaiian Mystery Still Unsolved”

In Hawaii in recent weeks, there was an asphalt shortage, an ethanol shortage and now there is a pancake makeup shortage.

Apparently there is no truth to the rumor that the 81-year-old Democrat Senators, Daniel Akaka and Daniel Inouye, who as evidenced by their television advertisements, are packing on theater makeup, and are being held for questioning.

“Daniel Akaka Image”

Speaking of that