Atomic Monkey: A Pathetic Flea on Americian Society

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An explosive new film blows the lid off the Federal conspiracy to suppress opposition to the Honolulu rail project. The movie dramatizes the confrontation between Federal agents and Honolulu’s plucky City Councilman, Tom Berg. Drugged by no one less than the President of the United States himself, Berg has his cell phone, containing vital anti-rail strategic plans, stolen by the Feds.  Hell bent on discovering the secret information on Berg’s phone, the government goons send in a sultry, temptress to thwart Berg’s quest to regain his phone and his dignity.

Berg appears to surrender before being hit by a Taser.

The action builds as Berg valiantly tries to penetrate Secret Service security and the beautiful, blonde agent.  The verbal exchanges between the two are electric and charged with sexual tension. Take, for example, this riveting and brilliantly crafted dialog:

Berg: It took me about an hour and half to get here (Waikiki) from Kahala.

Agent: In your condition I’m surprised you made it here at all.

Or this:

Berg: You’re covering for ineptitude and incompetence!

Agent: No, Sir, I assure you we will tell everyone about you.

And, who could forget:

Berg: Are you one of those Federal f******g PIGS!  Is that a Taser? AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!





  1. Berg may behave ill-advisedly at times, but he’s right on rail at least as far as alternatives have been only cursorily examined.

    I don’t know how Berg feels about the “mass transit” alternatives (other than better roads and better plans to use them more efficiently), but none is worth the money and the politics associated with having yet another unionized workforce voting for Democrat-driven bankruptcy for the state as well as City and County of Honolulu….

  2. Seems to me, like him or not, Councilman Berg is being noticed! Just wonder if all this publicity that has been in the news lately (almost to nausiam) is because of his “outrageous” manner OR if he has upset the apple cart in the marketplace of political deception, rubber stamping practices and backroom dealings. I for one, like his candidness and admire his “get up and go” attitude regarding the dealings within the walls of City Hall. Obvious, not an insider, Berg pleases the masses, just like Fasi did. As a freshman City Haller, he’s now gotten his degree in “Hard Knocks’…and should be good to go hereonin.

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