Top Ten Signs the World is Ending, Starting with Hawaii

City's rail rendering

10. Honolulu Rail begins construction.

9.  The Hawaii Legislature starts soon.

8.  Gov. Neil Abercrombie announces “no new taxes” this year but later said would consider it.

7.  Yet another Obama Ohana vacation in Hawaii.

5.  Congressman Ron Paul begins to make sense.

4.  Congresswoman Mazie Hirono moves into the 2nd Congressional district.

3.  Actress Lindsay Lohan completes full rehabilitation session;

2.  Slower traffic does keep right, and

1.  Governor Cayetano, in office for 28 years, runs for office…again!